OH MY GOD~
Ga selesai2
review-nya~~~~
Padahal
konser cuma 2 jam~ Kenapa review-nya bisa sampai part 6 gini??? Satu part lagi
jadi Harry Potter, Seetaaaa~~ *slap myself*
Okelah let’s
make it quick!
Sober
Sejak pertama
kali denger Sober, gw menemukan banyak kesamaan musiknya dengan Crooked.
Genre-nya sama gitu. Sama2 dari Inggris. Meletakkan Sober tepat setelah Crooked
adalah ide yang sangat brilian. Dengan mood yang masih sama persis, Sober udah
kayak Crooked Part 2. Double threat.
Sober stage
adalah stage kedua yang gw persiapkan dengan super niat, setelah Bang Bang
Bang. Kalo Bang3x gw hapalin koreonya, Sober gw hapalin liriknya.
Tapi gagal.
Daya ingat gw
mentok sampai part-nya Seungri, which is masih Verse 1, sama chorus-nya. LOL~
Jadi
yaudahlah, nikmatin musiknya aja. =))
Daesung was
veryyy sexy when he did the drum solo. Tapi beneran deh, gara2 ToDae parodi
Whiplash di salah satu behind the scene MADE Tour, gw ga tahan buat teriak:
“NOT MY TEMPO!” waktu Dae lagi main drum. HAHAHAHAHA~~
Jadi, kalo ada
yang lagi ngerekam fancam Sober di sekitar gw dan suara gw pas teriak itu
kerekam dan merusak mood keseluruhan video lo, SORRY NOT SORRY~ LOL
Anyway, Sober
stage seinget gw seru banget. Seru-seseru-serunya. Ga ada complaint-lah.
Bae Bae
You know, I
always appreciate dangdut. I think dangdut is so much fun, so original, so
exotic and defined in its own way, and overall very interesting music genre.
Dangdut serves Indonesia the same way reggae serves Jamaica. It defines our
country.
Unfortunately,
our society, well more like urban society –where I grew up in– has always been
so cruel to dangdut. Dibilang kampunganlah, alaylah, noraklah, dll. Mendidik
kita buat less-appreciative terhadap dangdut.
Ketika BigBang
merilis Bae Bae, entah kenapa otak gw nalarnya ini lagu dangdut~ Jadi ketika gw
tau lagu ini akan dibawakan di MADE tour, gw langsung ngebayangin crowd VIP
berubah jadi penonton dangdutan! LOL~
Eh, bener~
Hahahaha~
Ga pernah
terbesit di otak gw, kalo gw bakalan dangdutan pake lagu BigBang, yang sama
sekali ga akan membuat gw terlihat kampungan, alay, norak, dll~ hehehehe~
Btw, gw ga
terlalu merhatiin member pas bawain Bae Bae. Tapi setelah liat fancam, mereka
nyanyinya semangat banget, ya! Apalagi GD&TOP!
Alright!
Sekarang kita masuk ke……… CLOSING TALK!!!
Bismillahirohmanirohim………………………
Siapkan
mental semuanya… Ini mau ngomongin Seungrish lagi……………………….. ><
*****Moniq Piper,
whoever you are, your fancam is amazing!!! Thank you so much!!!
OKE!
Oh God~
LOL~
Gw bikin ala commentary,
ya. Soalnya setiap Seungrish yang terucap sangat comment-worthy. LOL~
Fast forward
to 3:45 –Seungrish DETECTED
Dae:
“Jakarta! I love you!”
Ri: “Daesung,
show me your love…”
Dae was
showing this heartsign with his finger, he thought it was over, until…
Ri: “Daesung…
Show me how much you sexy!”
I’M DEAD!
How much you
sexy???????????
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~
Ri: “This is
not enough… Please show me more…”
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL~~~
Kenistaan…………………………………………………..
Then it’s
finally his turn to talk.
Ri:
“A’rite
Jekardaaahhh!!! COME ON! COME ON!”
Oh-my-God banci
diteriakin bangettt~~~
“You guys
amazing! Yeah! You guys have a good time tonight?? Are you sure?? Oh my God you
guys so HAWT!”
Oke. Kurang
(to be). Tapi masih aman…..
“I love you
guys energy. I love Indonesian energy! SHEETTT! I DON’T WANNA GO BACK TO
KOREAAAA!!!”
I’M DEAD THE
TIME HE SAID “SHET”.
Sumpah~ Gw
langsung amnesia. Gw sangat menunggu2 Seungrish tapi gw ga mengantisipasi
Seungrish keluar dalam bentuk bad words!!!
Ini membuat
gw langsung ga konsen sampai sesi talk terakhir. Gw bahkan ga fokus waktu dia
ngomongin hangover!
“You know.. Hey
guys (ngomong ke BigBang), you know, I’m gonna buy house in Jakarta (baby you
can always stay in my house XD). I wanna stay more in here (yas yas stay here
stay with meeee~~)! With you guys! I’m gonna stay here more! I can eat nasi goreng
every day (hell yeah I’ll cook you nasi goreng every day XD)... I can eat mie
goreng every night (hell yeah I’ll cook you Indomie every night XD)... You
know, sometimes.. sometimes I’m hangover, I eat… uhmm.. SOP BUNTUT! YEEESS! EXACTLY
SOP BUNTUT! BEST! BEST FOR HANGOVER!”
Gw udah ga
jelas gimana bentuknya. Otak udah ga di tempatnya. Mata ga fokus. Metabolisme
berhenti, asupan energi ga ada, akhirnya gw jongkok aja, ga sanggup berdiri
lagi.
Seriously, lo
bisa tanya Putri, selama Seungri ngomong gw jongkok, ga bisa berdiri~~
Bener2 ga
kuat, kakaaaa~~~
Seungrish itu
mematikan~~
Gw bener2
lumpuh!
Gw bahkan sebenernya ga nangkep dia ngomong apaan. Pas dia bilang
hangover itu gw ga denger lho~ I just knew –judging from his tone and enthusiasm while
speaking– that he said something VERY embarrassing, but I didn’t know what it
was~
Jadi pas
orang2 heboh ngomongin itu setelah konser, gw ga percaya~ Masa sih dia ngomongin
hangover??? Gila kali ni anak~ Gw harus confirm ke Putri, Rana, Kak Cia, dll,
sampai akhirnya nonton langsung via fancam, baru gw percaya dia beneran ngomong
gitu~
Anyway, gw baru
bisa berdiri lagi pas dia ngomong thank you.
“I wanna say
thank you so much for my Indonesia VIPs. Right side, left side, you guys can
see me???”
LOL bancik! Minta
diliat banget~
“And that
side thank you so much!!!”
But then…
“I love you,
bro! I love you! I don’t know who you are, I don’t care! I love you!”
HANJIR
NGAKAK!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~
Oh my Seungri………...
That was
soooo sweet~~~
I’m immensely
proud of you, son!
My son makes
the world the better place!
He doesn’t
care about your background, what race you belong, what language you speak, what's your name, where you live, etc… He just loves you!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~
Kalo lo
perhatiin, si GD udah nutupin muka saking malunya! Hahahahahaha~
And then at
7:18, there is Taeyang…
“Seungri,
show me how much you love them.”
WADUH!
“Please show
them… sexy waves…”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~
First of all,
SALAH BANGET, TAEYANG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
Mungkin
maksudnya Taeyang adalah bantuin revenge Daesung yang duluan “dipermalukan”
sama Seungri~ Tapi Taeyang lupa… Kalo ini… SEUNGRI!
Maaaann~ Lo salah
banget nantangin orang yang terlahir tanpa urat malu!
Secondly,
Taeyang tuh lupa, nama Seungri itu artinya VICTORY alias MENANG!
LOL~
Seungri is already winning the time Taeyang finished his sentence. Otaknya dia udah langsung
mencerna, dan sedetik kemudian……………….
“Bennie (the drummer),
Bennie, drop the beat, SEXY BEAT, give me some SEXY BEAT! Alright let me show
you my sexy, I’M ALWAYS HAVE SEXY!”
MAMPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~~~
HE ALWAYS HAS
SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
GILAAAAA
GILAAAAA FUCKING DIEEEEEEEEEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~~~~~~~
What he did
afterwards, lo bisa liat sendirilah.
Ketika dia
parodiin Beyonce (for real now, ga cuma gimmick), ga mau gw bahas di sini. Biarlah
itu jadi momen sakral antara gw dan Seungri, yang selamanya akan gw simpan di
hati. :3
Ri: “Terima
kasiiih!! Terima kasiiih!! AKU CINTA KAMUUU~~~ KAMU CINTA AKUUU-“
GD: “SHUT UP!”
XD
Just when we thought Seungrish is over, fast forward ke 10:42.
GD: "... today I fall in love~"
Ri: "Oh my God! GD fallin in love with Indonesiaaaa!!!
GD: "Let's Not Fall in Love! I fall in love!"
Ri: "You fallin in love! GD! FALL! FINALLY YOU FALLIN IN LOVE! WHAZ YOU GONNA DO??? YOU GONNA MARRY INDONESIA LADY??? WHAZ YOU GONNA DO, BRO??? WHAZ YOU GONNA DO???"
GD must be thinking: Oh My God... What shit I just got myself into??
LMAOOO~~~
Kasian GD speechless, dan helpless~ Seungrish came out in full force with no mercy. Kalo lo perhatiin sisi kanan panggung di menit 11:06, Taeyang, Daesung, sama T.O.P were praying in circle. LOL~
GD must be very strong. Bayangin aja, 9 taun satu grup sama anak nista kek Seungri~ XD
Malam itu Seungri
sekali lagi membuktikan kalau gw ga salah ngebias dia. When Alive Tour happened,
I came in as Seungri-bias, and I came out as Seungri-bias. Now at MADE Tour,
I came in still as Seungri-bias, and I came out –can’t be even more sure– as
Seungri’s biatch. I’ve been condemned Seungrified.
He is
(fucking) iconic.
Fantastic
Baby
Penting ga
dibahas? Nggak? Oke.
LOL~
[TO BE CONTINUED FINISHED IN THE LAST POST, COMING TOMORROW!]
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